hi my name is ice i am 25 i drive a camry and i cant understand why my friends give me heaps of crap about it being a girls car i love my camry and think it is a manly car they have even started a get ice a real car fund trying to raise money to buy me a real car !
please my fellow camry drivers give me some advise as how to combat theese crazy ideas they have calling it a girly car

 

hey ice my name is 6. I respect and admire you greatly. Currently i own a big huge 4 wheel drive to compensate for... well ... shall we just say small other equipment. But you courage and obvious huge equipment which allow you to drive a car like a camry, has inspired me to come out of the closet and buy a pink camry with streamers and a "BAD GIRL" sticker on the back. Thankyou for helping me i wish more people could be like you. You are truly an inspiration.

 

well i had a boyfreind and he drove a 4wd and he was hung like a horse so 666 i have to dissagree with u there most 4wd drivers are handsome and are well equipt
today while driving down the main st in i was listening to my favorite cd (the village people,s best hits ) and people started yelling out move out of town ya fairy! and we dont want no homo's here ! So maybe all the crap i get isnt just about my fabulous car it could be about my preference to men ? Well im of to get my legs waxed tootles (you cant stop the music )[&o]

 

oh ice cmon we should stop playing around i mean i know i woould be your bitch in a second if you were really gay. The same thing happened to me the other day when i was driving my poxy 4wd (which i will soon be trading in for my pink camry) i was listening to abba's greatest hits and people starting yelling things like pillow biter and fudge packer i mean i know they just yell things at you cause your such a hot and sexy bloke but me well we all know my wet dream is a visit from queer eye for the straight guy but then i guesss if they came it would have to be called queer eye for the QUEEN guy... oh im so naughty. well i better be off im about to get a camry logo shaved in my butt hair so every bloke who has me knows what car i like hehehehe oh and i better grab some tampons ..... yeah baby they work for me too stop the bleeding ........ oh im naughty ...byer bye boys


ITS RAINING MEN dum de dum de de its raining men OH if only it would

 

hello again 666 i was wondering if you could give me some advise ?
last night while driving enldlessly up and down the main street in my homo town i noticed a shiny red mitsubitchi prancer ( some call them lancers ) it was all hotted up and so was the guy driving it [sm=love.gif] well i was listening to my boy george cd,s and he came over and told me he liked boy george aswell and we got talking about music and cars , he sugested to stop people laughing at my car so much it would be a good idea to paint it and put some wheels ect on so it looked hotter now i cant decide wether to paint it pink with purple flowers or purple with pink flowers and im also looking at buying some of thoose hub caps that spin when u drive

please tell me what u think 666 [sm=feedback.gif] i dont want my car to look to feminine

 

I was driving along the other day in me fullysick tricked out LANCER. I drove past this fella he looked a bit like this guy right here
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I couldnt work out if he was trying to take a crap in his 4wd or not. I dont think it would matter it would probly add value to it.

Anyway as i was saying he was driving along and there was a old granny on the Ped Crossing and he just ran her over and he must have been desprate cause i saw him pull up on the side of the road and quickly got out and start ******** her. Absoultly descusted i drove the other direction. I will never forget that face if anyone spots this person

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Please call 000 because it could be your grandma next

 

Hey Ice if its advice you want you came to the right place im the grand poo bear on ricki lake and consult on jerry springer go ricki go ricki

1. Buy a 4X4 so everyone knows your compensating for something i did it and know i got more bf's then i can handle (it shows them that because of your little package your comfortable being the bitch in the relationship)

2. Become a landscaper you dont think they all wear those tiny shorts for no reason thats right huney a free show everyday

Now i have put plastic hubcaps on my 4x4 so that men know i need looking after mmmm i mean i am a women on the inside and i deserved to be treated like the queen i am even if the doctor still says i am a man

Watch queer eye like me so many good tips ( kinda like **** to makes me so horney especially the grooming guy mmmmmm he could groom me anytime)

now look Ice it is pretty obvious your not gay and im proud of you but plz be proud of me for making these lifestyle choices like owning a big pouncey 4x4

 

look my boyfriend with the prancer has decieded to join us welcome you can fill up my craken any day

 

oh baby listen im the man

666 is because im always the double adapter in gay 69ers

trust me ive packed more fudge then ***** wonka and his chocolate factory

why do you think i got such a big 4x4 all that room in the back for when people respond to my messages i leave in toilets you prob got my number written down there in a toilet somewhere

 

Ive seen that 4x4 driver again he now looks like this [8D]
i think he got gay bashed .
it sounds like its 666
hmmmm